she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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