I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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