I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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