Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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