Who wears a wallet chain?!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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