I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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