Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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