sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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