do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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