your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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