i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm sobbing to NWA
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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