does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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