I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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