Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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