I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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