8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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