awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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