NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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