Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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