used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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