So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just threw up on my dentist
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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