i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Quick, to the slutcave!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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