Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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