Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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