so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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