Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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