She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.