I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum