How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?