He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him