How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
nutella sex= disaster
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.