That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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