Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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