do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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