So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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