Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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