Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just want nice things and good sex
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I enjoy the company of your penis
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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