he wants to bone in the snuggie
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My breasts were aching with rage.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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