bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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