i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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