They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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