Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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