Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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