i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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