What should our trivia night team be named?
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why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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