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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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