Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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