people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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