you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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