Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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