There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Come on in and take your pants off
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