Porn is love you can see.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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