scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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