Dual....:-)
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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