Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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