Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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