Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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