I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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