no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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